BIRGIT COMPTON'S
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Bob hunt continues . . . .
In the 'Invention Test',  blonde-bobbed minx Verity cements her custard tart to the metal-case with some bomb-proof pastry, but, as shouty Gregg
puts it : "I don't think you're far away from a very good lemon tart".  Woof Woof !!  We're inclined to agree.
Misplaced confidence abounds . . . .
Verity watches as Gregg tries to dynamite the custard tart loose . . .
Sadly the cooking wasn't enough to get her through to the quarter-final, but the bob scored a creditable 8/10.
Meanwhile, in the real world . . .
A tremendous bob : 9/10.
Nice : 7/10.
In the 1998 film "Deep Impact",Téa Leoni foolishly gives up her seat in the helicopter to safety, thus depriving the rest of the film
the sight of the winner of 'Best sci-fi movie bob 1998'. She duly gets washed away, spoiling her hair forever. A shocking waste.
Millions of people with less nice hair die also.
Here is the news. We're all going to die.
There's a thing in my ear . . .
Does this pearl necklace suit me ?
Oh cheer up, what's the worse that could happen ?
Cheer up, you picked the long straw.
Here are the results of the bob contest. I scored 9/10..
What a lovely day to come to the beach. We should do this more often !
Nice . . .
If after the lemon tart you've got room for more Verity, there's a whole bonus page of her via this link.